Dora the Explorer in Realityworld (tm)

"Oh no!" Dora cried. "How are we going to get across Piranha River and away from the hungry crocodiles chasing us?"

Boots the monkey scampered up into a nearby tree and began to idly masturbate, chattering loudly.

"We can use those vines to swing across!" Dora turned to address the camera. "But we're going to need your help. Raise your arms up high andAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHGHHIEIEIIEI!"

The crocodiles had arrived.