Haikus For Old Lovers #3

Sleeping on my couch
in black panties and sports bra,
platonic my ass

Haikus For Old Lovers #2

Did the class see us
coming out of the darkroom,
your shirt on backwards?

Haikus For Old Lovers #1

You loved Dick Van Dyke
a lot more than you loved me.
Nick at Nite sucks ass.

Shitty Haiku for the Man In the Park With the Metal Detector

Beep beep under foot,
kneeling with spoon in his hand,
alas! Bottle cap.