Not having enough liquid detergent in any of the bottles to separately wash the load of jeans in the washer, I have just combined the cleaning powers of one quarter Tide 2X Ultra with one quarter All 2X Ultra and one half Purex Ultra Concentrate.
I am either going to end up with jeans as holy, angelic and perfect as Miley Cyrus's hymen or I'm going to drop a subatomic deuce through the earth's core that will make the Cern Large Hadron Collider look like a marshmallow cannon.
Tell your children that you love them, just in case.
